when the back of my neck gets tickled
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
You’re not my first love but you’re
the first I’ve loved like this. I
wonder if everything before you
was just practice, like stretching
my arms out so I could hold you
better. You’re like a song I’ve
heard before, but never at full
volume; you’re the end chorus
with all the instruments in.
Middle-Aged Man: I prefer women aged 18-22.
18-Year-Old Woman: I prefer men aged 18-22.
Middle-Aged Man: HOW DARE YOU!!!! AGE IS JUST A NUMBER!!!!
being an introvert is really hard because there is no polite way to tell someone that you’re in a bad mood because you’re exhausted from socializing.